SERIOUS BUSINESS
This is my housemate, Jack.
I encouraged him to take his pants off. After taking photos, I then sat in his closet on a crate and put his fancy tie on.
We were kind of drunk. It was great. Then Malik, chris & I went to the beach.
today is balls
Work experience entailed
- fetching straws
- carting around light equipment
- being a dummy for test shots
- looking at hot models all day, therefore self hating ensued.
Also, it’s fucking hot and now I’m ooky and i want to sleep.
“ What if the arm pokes you again? But in the pajingo this time!?
Tili
The pajingo, really?
I WANT A FUCKING BEDAZZLER
YOU THERE; PROCURE.
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
& when I say Carmen Sandiego, I mean my father (obviously)
haven’t heard from him since my birthday.
I would be unsurprised if he was dead, I’m sure people die of America all the time.
In an (non)effort to find out his alive-ness I sent this email;
Subject: alive much?
Text body: sup?
but Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? was a fucking awesome game.
